Sad Mormons

A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.

Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly

by lolninjahasligma July 28, 2018

Jewish Mormons

a Jewish family with 4 or more kids

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Moronsexual

Being attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.

by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020

millville-morons

A bunch of uneducated adults from the same gene pool that are all living in one crackerjack box in millville, n.j., AKA illville

When driving thru southjersey beware of them fucking millville-morons.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

Moronsexual

A sexuality where you like idiots and only dumbasses

I love her so much but her grades are bad I think I'm moronsexual

by YeetTheBeet November 6, 2019

mormon math

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

mormon deathstar

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

by All-in Steve August 21, 2020