alex: hey tierra, i saw a kid today and he was smokin weed and humping a chair!
tierra: wow! he's probably a sex monkey!
tierra: wow! he's probably a sex monkey!
by heyvanityhaha July 30, 2009
a science expirament that went wrong and now earth is over populated with these unitelligent "homosapians"
by ZOMBIE!! June 7, 2010
by teague k December 27, 2007
by Iscludis May 18, 2003
A brown, and white plastic monkey,(jizzmonkey) that has starred, and co-starred in such pornographic films as: Lube Up Boys: Terry's Adventure, and U.S.S. Barry: Uncovered. He is commonly known for his wild party habits, and sensual white sailor's hat. He also commonly co-stars with his friends Clifford, and Phelon.
"Holy shit, I didn't know you could fit a beer tap up a fucking inflatable sex monkey's ass!!!" - Said Chipper
by N ate Efron February 4, 2007
A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
particular species of homo sapien, noted for talents in love making and music, originating from belfast
by scagger February 12, 2005