Horn Monger

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..

Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger

by Momma Sita March 8, 2006

love-monger

1. Someone who stands to gain self-respect, happiness or well-being by spreading love in the general population. 2. An often inexperienced individual working to oppose fear/war/hate mongering, who uses unlikely methods to generate good-will, courage and laughter in the general populace. 3. A person willing to accept differences (thoughts, looks, race, sex, creed, class, etc.) in others and still love them.

Even after the atrocities that some politicians and individuals have committed, she still loves them. Not for their acts but for the very essence of their human-ness. What a love-monger!

by peacefulldawn March 1, 2011

Share Mongering

The use of social media to spread largely baseless and misleading stories designed to scare the reader. Predominantly created by the tin foil hat brigade.

I see that Belinda has been Share Mongering on Facebook again.

by bob^ May 8, 2015

fruit-monger

Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.

Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?

by The Hyrax July 20, 2007

Poo Monger

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.

This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.

by Mav2KM September 2, 2008

Post-Monger

A person obsessed with being the top poster on a forum.

This guy posts to much, He must be a Post-Monger

by D.B.H. March 2, 2007

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009