Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!

Exactly what it says on the tin. Dont annoy the neds or they'll get al their little ned freinds to beat the crap out of you.

me-"oh crap, neds."
neds-"oi.ya pure mental schwetty!"
neds-"whit ye starin at!"
me-" the ground, what does it look like!"
neds-"OI! Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!"

by let me die for rock n roll January 5, 2004

Messer

A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"

"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."

by Mack10 May 21, 2006

liz messer

Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz

"that girl is such a liz messer"
"damn straight she is, hipster status."

by meow mix1234567890 October 1, 2013

massorgy

an orgy involving massages in lieu of sexual favours. usually formed in a line.

that was a fucking hot massorgy last night. call you sometime?

by duke nukem September 28, 2003

Messophestic

Beligerently obsessed with more than one thing.

Bob is completely messophestic over beer and drugs.

by Velder Booth June 17, 2003

Messer

Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly

by Big Noot April 9, 2019

Measor

also used as, "Meazy"
Used as a name to describe a person doing something so stupid but awesome at the same time.

"ooh Measor, that was hardcore"
"Meazy! That was sweetass!"

by Sarra Michelle October 4, 2008