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MSN Messenger

Microsoft's very own messenger service, used by a huge variety of people to chat with each other offering many useful features. Mainly used by teenagers & often assumed that the Messenger is used by perverts.
"I'll speak to you later, on MSN Messenger"
by Ringmasterrob September 15, 2004
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msn messenger

The newest way to have intercourse with other people.
And by intercourse, I mean speech, you perverts.
"Step aside phones, letters, morse code, and actual talking, here comes MSN messenger!"
by T.J.(cc) November 15, 2005
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How to stop messing up

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.
by A girl who messes up A LOT February 21, 2012
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Sexy Messenger

Slang term used by guys to describe a hot girl they're with who's way out of their league.

They miss her all the time and have to chat with her every day either by text or MSN Messenger to make sure she's still feeling sexy and interested in them.
Joe - "You getting it on with anyone at the min mate?"

Mark - "Hell yeah, I'm still on it with that sexy messenger I was telling you about! That shorty is way outta my league"
by M.68 April 4, 2010
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Instant Messenger

A way of communication without having to text/call or hang out with that person. If it weren't for Instant Messenger I wouldn't have as many friends as I DO(: Its pretty freaking awesome. Even though you might not even talk to half of your contacts... you still got more people online. Great for having HILARIOUS group discussions with all your cool friends. If I walk away from my computer for a second I first check to see who got online while I was gone... Very addictive. But totally awesome(: ***warning: may lead to loss of social skills***
Instant Messenger converstation:

Julia: You missed it. Me, Mclovin, Marco, Mikey, Emily, and ew David had a big group convo(:

Rachel: haha. Sounds funny! Wish I would have been there minus the david part. lol!
by pprplanesandhearts March 20, 2009
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MSN Messenger

Danielle: Omg! im going away for a week to Majorca! That means i cant go on MSN!

Sophia: OMG!! how are you gona live???!!!
by Emma the sexy beast May 26, 2005
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Messenger Puppet

1 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a sock puppet.
2 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a proxy.
"Either you have a very lacking scholarly grasp of the applicable laws in this matter (which I find unlikely considering (various matters)) or following your "meeting" with the partners were simply acting as their messenger puppet on (date). "
by Wink Dinkerson January 21, 2006
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