Matthias Francisco

A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.

Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”

by Many_Small_Children June 2, 2020

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Matthia

Matthia (tia) is such an amazing , funny, caring and trust worthy person.
Her best friends are called Zoe and Pati.
If you ever say shit about her I will beet your ass son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthia - outgoing and stunning

by Scarlett.03 December 29, 2017

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Matthias's Mindblowers

There are three mind blowers like the three amigos.

Mind blower one: when you leave school and take a nap
Mind blower two: when you can't find your phone but find it in the place where you leave it
Mind blowers three: when you get some tacos this is my order: guacamole, refried beans, black beans, lettuce, carne asada, pico de gallo, cilantro, two full limes squirted all over 4 of my special tacos

I just experienced one of Matthias's Mindblowers(tm) it made my life complete

by grithardgambler May 20, 2025

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Matthias

He is a show off with a tiny dick and tries way too hard on everything . His biggest accomplishment is being the ugliest person. Only number 1 he will ever get.

Jung: Man i dont want to be friends with a matthias
Luke:I know he is such a show off
Jung: yeah and he has a tiny penis

by anonymous November 10, 2021

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