THE MATT DAMON

The act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.

Example: everytime Matt Damon kisses a girl in any movie.

Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist

by EZGregBro August 3, 2011

Ugly Matt Damon

Ugly Matt Damon - Looking similar to Matt Damon's ugly brother or cousin.

Damn Barnes, you look like an Ugly Matt Damon.

by He's a guy December 8, 2012

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008

She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up

Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.

by Knowmadd April 11, 2008

A Matt Damon

A Matt Damon is when one of your friends either does or says something stupid this is a adopted term from the film Team America World Police in the film Matt Damon can only say his name and is shown in the film as a retard. It can be used if a friend doesnt understand a joke, says something very stupid, does something very stupid or if he is generally not very clever

I can't believe you did that' my other friend 'what did he do' 'he pulled a matt damon

by MonsterRave August 15, 2010

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

You're Matt Damon

You're the man (sometimes used sarcastically)

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"

by P_Low September 13, 2023