Camp matoaka

The best fucking place on earth. Even though the girls there might act jappy they don’t show it. They’re kind hearted people who share the love for this special place. There is fun for everyone there wether you like water activities, crafts, sports, or anything else you will find it at camp matoaka. Not to mention they have the best Whoopie pies and chocolate chip pancakes in the whole entire world. And can I add they’re bunks are PINK. All in all matoaka is the best place ever

Caribou and manitou boys: so excited for the social with camp matoaka, the girls are hotties
Matoaka girls: looking gorgeous like always

Vega girls: we should be more like the matoaka girls they’re so much better

by Heyyyyperson March 31, 2019

Matoaca

A small-ass town that no one cares about in Central Virginia. About 4 people actually live there, and the only reason anyone knows it exists is because there's matoaca high school, a garbage high school in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Downtown (if you could even fucking count it as a town whatsoever) consists of a corner store, a church, and some houses. There is absolutely no indication that you are living any further than in the 1940's. The rest of the Matoaca area is a shitty mix of abandoned houses, houses that look like they are abandoned but aren't, and brand-new houses that totally contrast everything elseems around them. Chesdin Landing is about the only other thing worth noting, which is a rich neighborhood which consists of rich people who don't like to admit they're rich. The neighborhood also has a golf course, which is probably the only reason anyone would travel near this fuck-ass town. Anyone who currently lives here is either old as fuck or is young and can't wait to get the farthest they can from this shithole.

Realtor: "are you looking for a house in the Matoaca area?"

Customer: "Fuck no, I wouldn't live within 20 miles of that place."

by Nesh. March 15, 2017

Matobar

Can be used to describe EPIC FAIL or Wharrgarble arguments. Also describes an idiot.

He's so matobar all the time, I can't believe he isn't locked up yet.

How much matobar can one guy have?

by Curry706 December 19, 2009

mattlad

somebody who has a head shaped like an apple

did u see him? he was a genuine mattlad

by joe de jong May 17, 2011

matiland

A beautiful girl with big brown eyes and is very smart. Fun to hang out with. Makes funny jokes.

Can't wait to see Matiland today

by bootyfingers October 17, 2017

Matalascallando

Latin Creolism word

matalas-callando
Mátalas (kill/ruin/spoil)

Callando (Without anyone

noticing/Being silent)

Definitions
1. Person who being a friend of jokes, pranks or fakes disguises or does not imply that he is capable of these things.

2. Skillful person to achieve what he tries, without being externalized.

3. A person who appears serius.

Dude 1: Men I'm gonna kill myself with this fierrito...
Dude 2: Nahhh..

*Bang*
Dude 2: Men what the f**k! This guy was matalascallando!

by yeikiuen April 25, 2020

Mathlakala

Someone's surname. This means TrAsh XDDD

MPUMI Mathlakala xD

by Sugaboi October 1, 2020