MATHIAS got a bigger dick than everybody else, he is very cool, the best person in the world and he loves McDonalds.
by Midtnix June 3, 2019
Mathias is a strong and independent guy who leaves an impression on everyone. He is very smart and intelligent and is likely to be very successful in future business and with his economy. He might come off as a tough or scary guy(because of his wide shoulders, big muscles and very masculine looks) but as you get to know him, you will soon meet his goofy side. He is very loyal towards the ones he loves, especially family, good friends and his girlfriend. He is not looking for a soulmate, because he has already found his. If you are lucky enough to be one of his loved ones, you can feel safe, because he will always protect them, and nobody wants to mess with him. Like I said, Mathias is very strong and has a toned, fit, and very hot body. Mathias’s usually attract many girls, and they won’t get disappointed when they see his penis eighter, that is waay bigger than average. He is Also veeery sexy and handsome. Be careful around him because it is very easy to fall in love with those beautiful blue eyes. Mathias is also a big fan of candy, so dont let it into his sight if you want it for yourself, and also, he is not afraid to fart in front of you.
“Mathias is so hot, do you think I will have a shot?”
“No, Mathias has a girlfriend, and he is way out of your league anyways”
“No, Mathias has a girlfriend, and he is way out of your league anyways”
by Matematikk November 28, 2018
Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.
Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.
Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!
Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.
Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!
Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.
by Miragemelody August 18, 2009
The gayest kid ever meet and has sucked more cock than anyone. He would meet a guy off the gay tinder just so he would get some good dick. Everyone secretly hates him bc he thinks he’s popular. What a fag
by Jrkfifirjbrbdjeiei January 23, 2018
Given to a person that says heaps of bullshit that he wants to do, etc and never actually does anything close to that. Usually gets his moral off of American TV-shows which means that he doesn't know shit what he's talking about, and thinks he can say anything and if anyone feels like discussing his opinion or trying to defend themselves, he will play the douchebag styled "If you take that seriously, you are a pussy!" game.
He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.
He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.
Mathias: "When i grow up, im gonna give my kids African traditional names!"
You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."
Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"
You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."
Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"
by OUSHGF June 24, 2011
by RocketmanRS May 12, 2020