Massachussetts

Usually abbreviated mass since nobody knows how to spell it. Capital is Boston. Home to the great colleges of B.U B.C (yes they are different), Harvard, Tufts, Merrimack, UMASS(Amherst, Salem, Lowell, Boston) and lots more.

Sport teams: Boston Red Sox (who's fans hate the Yankees), New England Patriots, Bruins, Celtics

Many people have the boston accent. The boston accent is the hardest to imitate since not many people know when to drop r's or add an r, but everybody knows the saying" Pahk the cah in havahd yahd". If you are not from boston, you will most likely not understand this accent. The word wicked is used alot. Means very.

Massachussets does allow gay marriage and the drivers usually can't drive/are totally lost/go really slow and yell at you for going the speed limit or have insane road rage/love to speed and flip you off for no reason.

Has muggy hot summers, wicked cold winters, and chilly spring/fall. Sometimes the weather gets all messed up and its hot during winter and snowing in the summer (yes that actually happened once). Has beaches, lakes, rivers, mountains, fields, Six Flags, and other amazing stuff.

I went into boston with out of state friends and they couldn't understand what anybody was saying, were always being yelled at on the road for going the speed limit, saw somebody being yelled at for loving the Yankees.
Massachussetts is fucking insane.

by Massachussetts is hard to spel August 8, 2009

Massachusetts

State where I was born, live in, and mostly likely will die in. The best state in the United States. It is a cold place in the winter months but never gets too hot and it is not as heavily taxed as most states these days, it is 34th out of 50 making the Taxachusetts insult obsolete now. It has more culture than the rest of New England, great universities, and an exstensive amount of history.

Massachusetts was the sixth state to join the Union.

by hasafienda January 18, 2005

Millis Massachusetts

A miniature town, no a truck stop located on 109. Where every citizen is a pot head

Hey i'm moving to Millis Massachusetts
Where?

by Backblast October 24, 2012

Massachusetts Debate Team

the long version of the abbreviated "Mass. Debate Team", members are often referred to as the "Mass Debaters".

John: Hey you wanna sign up for the Massachusetts Debate Team Jimmy?
Jimmy: Naw, that ain't mah thang

by DickForFree January 5, 2010

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts

MCLA. Small (slightly shitty, but still enjoyable) liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Good place to start out... that's it.

Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, Fort Zen, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries and townies.

Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies.

"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams and Smith, but not poor enough for more financial aid."

by NoDiceGirl May 6, 2009

Massachusetts Slurpee

When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.

"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"

"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."

by B.J. Summers January 27, 2015

canton, massachusetts

an upper middle class/ lower upper class town located south of Boston. Hockey is the biggest part of the towns identity, as it is their high schools best sport. The town has two ice rinks in it as well.

Dude, Max is sick at hockey.

Yeah, he lives in canton, massachusetts.

Oh, that's why.

by why do u want to know? August 20, 2009