heidi maria

a long carrot

lisa: look at this carrot i found!
jane: that's a heidi maria if i've ever seen one

by cock killer 69 March 22, 2021

Hurricane Maria

The second hurricane of the 2017 Altantic Hurricane Season to strengthen into a Category 5 hurricane, the first being Hurricane Irma...this hurricane has cause alot of destruction in Dominica, Puerto Rico, and now making it's way into the Dominican Republic.

Hurricane Maria really left Puerto Rico submerged in water, destruction, and no electricity for approximately 6 months...

by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 22, 2017

Hot Maria

This is a sexual term defining the act of a woman, while menstruating, squatting over top of someone and urinating on their chest

*it is important that there be no contact between the bodies

**the person being urinated on may masturbate

Uncle Sid politely asked his new girlfriend to provide him with the service of a Hot Maria.

by Chaz the Spazzzzz March 11, 2009

Hana-Maria

This is a girl that is quite quiet but amazingly talented, she is probably flexible and graceful. She is smart and isn’t one of those people that sits on a computer all day, she is very sweet. She can be a bit shy at times but once you get to know her she is extremely empathetic and kind.

Wow Hana-Maria is so sweet!

by Twixie74 March 30, 2021

Hot Marina

The act of ejaculating in a female then siphoning out the ejaculate with a straw or some other suction device.

I accidentally came in this chick and she made me give her a hot marina so she wouldn't get pregnant

by dbb0fh October 7, 2009