marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.

"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."

by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012

Mariza

1-Sensual and talented. 2- a unique woman with her own sense of style- opposite of a Barbie.

"His type is a Mariza, exotic and interesting"

by amazingme February 12, 2010

Marita

Marita is a smart girl and talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she also likes hanging around them cause she’s a party animal and likes to have fun she want to cuddle at night she also likes to eat and doesn’t gain any weight

They love marita to come to the 🥳

by Brainjj April 13, 2019

Maritz

A Maritz is a very professional trustworthy person with a very unique name. A Maritz has a great attitude, and is very trustworthy. Knowing a Maritz is very rare and you should be happy if you know a Maritz.

Person #1: Hey what type of person are you?
Person #2: A Maritz!
Person #1: Oh.

by Person #420 September 9, 2018

marital arts

the art of surviving in a marriage

that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts

by achievementunlocked April 19, 2018

Marita

The nicest person you will ever meet, she is energic and funny but may be a little much to handle sometimes.

Guy 1: "That girl is such a Marita".
Guy 2: "She sure is.

Marita

by avenoir April 28, 2017

maritals

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

by Coell September 6, 2005