mansard

a disagreeable, conniving, malodorous, spurious and/or illegitimate person. cf bastard.

Eric Romer is perhaps the most magnificent mansard in the greater Miami Valley region. -- W.B. Yeats

by d-cup April 22, 2004

manderday

A day between Saturday and Sunday, when the event of man bonding happens because of an odd and freakish event. Something so rare and hard to resist temptation. Where a clingy/attached/stalkerish woman will not stop trying to get in your pants, so you have a professional "cock block" with requested assistance from some good buddies, wether it be man movies (Rambo, Rocky, John Wayne movies, Girls Gone Wild 1-100), or drinking some beer, to make her uninvited to the area, and off your back. Thus resulting with her slowly out your man space. And yet another problem resolved.

Damn there is this girl that won't leave me alone, I mean sex was great, but enough is enough. She's wantin to "hang" tonight, guys I needa manderday.

by Leif Erickson 1492 October 19, 2009

Mandarin finger jabbing

The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.

When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.

by Hotdogeater4222 December 7, 2016

Mandarinsplain

When a native Chinese speaker explains a Duolingo level 1 word to you like you have no idea what it means, even though you have been chatting in with them in Chinese for 20 minutes.

I was chatting with Wang Peng for like an hour in Chinese, then he tried to explain to me that Mandarin has 4 tones. I hate it when he mandarinsplains to me.

by EtsUncle September 17, 2019

mandanda

My sexy bald mug eeeeeeeee

My god is Mandanda

by Threaded April 1, 2021

White Mandarin Duck

A white legally racist duck thats from asia and is a cracker and also gets no girls

Bruh the white mandarin duck called my black duck a nigga
Omg theyre known for being racist

by elegant duck thing October 20, 2021

mancard

The man card is one of the most important things in a man's life. Possesed almost exlusively by single or unmarried men, to say you have a man card means you're still one of the boys/men; you hang out, do as you wish, spend your money on yourself, play football, drink heavily, and answer to nobody but yourself.

'Poor Rick, its so sad to see him without his man-card. Ever since he got married and had his card revoked, he's just not the same. I could swear he walks with a limp, and I never see him outside of work..'

see also; wuss, pussy whipped, slave, tool

by Zeus November 11, 2004