uncle mal

The act of throwing someone into a swimming pool when they are not expecting it.

I am going to bag my phone in case someone uncle mals me at the party tonight.

by sailingdave March 25, 2014

nor/mal

A set of pronouns used mainly by gay men with a piss kink. If you see someone with these pronouns in their bio, show them some support!

Jack: *has nor/mal in bio*
Ellie: I support nor and all of nor's kinks!

by sexyfroglover101 March 09, 2021

nor/mal

A satirical set of pronouns used by people critical of gender ideology and trans activism. Extremely effective at making troons and their enablers salty, as evidenced by the sheer amount of "closeted gay" and "piss kink" entries made for this term.

Troon: "My pronouns are xe/her."
Conservative: "Okay, well I guess mine are nor/mal."
Troon: "Thanks for telling me, pissboy."
Conservative: "What?"
Troon: "Wanna warm drink, faggot?"
Conservative: "Why can't you just be normal?"
Troon: "PISS KINK PISS KINK PISS KINK PISS KI-"

by The Hacker Known As 4Chan January 12, 2023

mal doon

A person who is unusually scruffy, disheveled, disorganized, and clumsy. Can also be used as a term of endearment.

My friend is such a mal doon, he always wears his bobble hats lopsided and never arrives on time.

I love you mal doon

by Faye Wyatt February 27, 2008

Mal Oretsev

A character from the Grishaverse that gets way too much hate and deserves better

Person 1: I hate Mal Oretsev
Person 2: Get the fuck out of my sight

by SimpForWylan October 04, 2021

mal-wart

Any big box store physically connected to an indoor mall making the architecture and overall aesthetics cheap and undesirable.

This mall is gorgeous. Wait is that a mal-wart? Dang!

by John Adamson Smith November 27, 2018

nor/mal

normally used by transphobes who don’t know what pronouns are and that they also have pronouns. The people that use this deny basic biology and have no clue that there are more than two sexes and gender is a social construct. the use this because they have the IQ of a screen protector.

kyle: my pronouns are nor/mal✝️
everyone else: okay how would you like us to use that in a sentence?
kyle: no i’m literally normal, like straight.
everyone else: pronouns have nothing to do with being straight. if you don’t know how english and biology works just say that. at the end of the day science disproves your beliefs and that’s that.

by Hailey_girl2005 February 25, 2021