Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.

“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”

by King of the west June 15, 2022

Mahogany Armchair

A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.

Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.

Person 2: That's so clutch!!

by Astro99 July 16, 2022

mahogany music maker

One’s asshole

Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!

by HammerLife June 22, 2023

Mahogany Queen

A woman of color that exudes beauty,confidence, and strength who is highly respected.

Look at that Mahogany Queen! My beautiful Mahogany Queen.

by Jae Lock June 23, 2023

Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.

Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

Mahogany Vanilla

the color of indecision

I dunno, the chair isn’t blue or grey. It’s basically a mahogany vanilla

by Peter Two Tones June 25, 2025

Decorating Mahogany

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

by salu1999 May 25, 2010