Moses Magoo

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.

A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.

by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012

ripper magoo

What Bob Menery says when he thinks someone did some cocaine.

Tiger Woods must have been with Dustin Johnson in stall four doing some RIPPER MAGOOS before this putt.

by RIPPER MAGOO May 14, 2018

douche magoo

When someone is the stupidest, most sightless douchebag you have ever seen.

Verne Lundquist is the world's largest Douche Magoo

by The original Kat November 8, 2014

Blue Magoo

A type of marijuana with a ton a THC. Has dark to light blue leafy shoots and long hairs.

Damnit Steve, you smoked the rest of my wonderful Blue Magoo, and now I cant get lifted.

by josquin March 15, 2010

roidy magoo

Someone who partakes in ass injections to swell their muscles beyond human size.

"wow that steiner is a real roidy magoo"

by Broke in Hoboken July 7, 2016

magoo mile

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.

The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.

by Mowgli and Badu November 8, 2005

Thirsty Magoo

Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!

Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.

by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007