Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.
by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013
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Get the Muchasitis mug.Mechasm:(Noun) A particularly good feeling brought on by the presence or thought of some of the Mecham Family.
Mechasmic:(Adjective) Having a Mechasm.
Mechasmic:(Adjective) Having a Mechasm.
"Jane, did you see the Mecham kid the other day?"
"Stop, your making me have a massive Mechasm...^_^!" *Mechasm*
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lame boy: ve moon lune?
mr: yeah that would be awesome
lame boy: that would be mechasexy
Yeah thanks for that, N.
lame boy: ve moon lune?
mr: yeah that would be awesome
lame boy: that would be mechasexy
Yeah thanks for that, N.
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