mouthful of coq

1)Oral sex.

2)A positive outweighing possible negative personality traits of a potential female sexual partner, eg "She can't be annoying with a mouthful of coq!".

3) The punchline to the joke "What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin?"

James: "Lauren! Stop being so sexually repressed!"
TJ: "She can't be sexually repressed with a..."
Everyone: "Mouthful of coq!"

by Elmsters June 13, 2005

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Mouth full of empties

A crack head who at one time had teeth but due to continued use of meth they have lost a large number of teeth.

Yo that crack head has a smokin body but the "Mouth full of empties" might give a great mouth hug.

by 1mindcrime May 9, 2010

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Mouthful of Marcus

A sexual act when a man ejaculates inside a woman's mouth then she redeposits the semen into the man's anus by blowing it inside.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Mouthful of Marcus.

by D.v.W. September 21, 2010

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BFF Mouthful

This can only happen when two best friends are giving blowjobs simultaneously. While performing they are told to look up and they are surprised to see each other.....

Dexter: Carol is going to be giving me skull at 7:30 tonight. BFF mouthful?
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.

Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.

by buttholehead February 28, 2023

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