Someone who gets around. Like a Mosquito they don't care who it is, they'll get inside you, and suck you.
by fahmie October 15, 2008
Get the mosquitomug. by TanooKirby June 2, 2003
Get the mosquitomug. A unique and fun way of manipulating the male genitalia in order to create a near-perfect representation of a mosquito.
The owner lays on his back with his legs above his head, so that his penis and testicles dangle toward his face. The genitals should take the form of a mosquito (the eyes are the balls and the singer is the shaft).
The owner lays on his back with his legs above his head, so that his penis and testicles dangle toward his face. The genitals should take the form of a mosquito (the eyes are the balls and the singer is the shaft).
"Guys, lets all do The Mosquito!"
"I was messing around yesterday and I happened to notice that my junk looks exactly like a mosquito. I call it The Mosquito."
"I was messing around yesterday and I happened to notice that my junk looks exactly like a mosquito. I call it The Mosquito."
by rof989 December 7, 2009
Get the The Mosquitomug. by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 10, 2020
Get the Mosquitoesmug. Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL!
Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! musquitos drink your blood and lay eggs with it. they leave a bump with a type of blood-thinning luiquid.
Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!
person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!
Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?
Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!
person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!
Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?
by AHHHHHHHHH there is a musquito September 16, 2020
Get the mosquitomug. When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.
Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."
Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."
Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."
by jwbulmer January 16, 2010
Get the mosquitomug. by Shania Baby July 5, 2008
Get the mosquitomug.