Ytttttt matilda
by noobiesnoooooooooooob October 28, 2018
Get the Matildamug. 
Matilda is my bestie
by baby yoda queen February 15, 2022
Get the Matildamug. Matilda is an all-round TERIBBLE person, she likes to over-exagerate and lie about general intelect to make herself sound smarter, when confronted she would suggest proof and then try to change the subgect swiftly. she likes to lie to people as a game about stuff like hair extensions or other things that dont matter and are just plain annoying. when you annoy her about the subtlest of things she would ignore you for the rest of the day and refuse to talk to you let alone tell you what you did "wrong" EVER.
What The Fuck Matilda!
by ZM [anomynous] October 29, 2019
Get the matildamug. Person: "AhHHHHH Matildas teeth look like horse teeth run she looks like shes a character on "Nightmare on elm street"
Other person: "IKKKKK RUNN"
Other person: "IKKKKK RUNN"
by Storrac2424 November 14, 2020
Get the Matildamug. This girl will ruin your life, if you see a Matilda, RUN AWAY, she is brutally mean and think she’s always right. Be careful
by Onlyspeakthetruthgirl December 16, 2019
Get the Matildamug. Either a makeup loving bodybuilder or a hardcore butch lesbian.
Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.
Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)
Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES
(Alternative universe)
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)
Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*
Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES
(Alternative universe)
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)
Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*
by Some person yote January 7, 2019
Get the Matildamug.