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Marshall 

A weak football schedule; a football schedule put together for the sole purpose of bragging about meaningless wins against really bad teams.
Damn, your football schedule is really Marshall this year. You don't play anybody.
Marshall by Mountaineer May 24, 2006

Marshall 

Worst university in the USA. Very bad aerodynamics program. Extremely inferior to WVU. Has never beaten the WVU football team. (that goes back to before the plane crash, so they really have never had a good football team).
Someone has to go to Marshall to learn how to make fries for WVU students.
Marshall by Spierce January 21, 2011

Marshall 

FUCKING GAY and he never ever says no homo, fucks his brother without socks aka MARV
Marshall by ricegum_is_asian December 9, 2017

Marshall 

Some bitch that probably shops at Marshall’s a lot. If your last or first name is Marshall, you’re probably either a) poops on the floor or b) some old woman who buys toilet paper on a regular daily basis.
person a: did you hear there’s a new student?
person b: yeah, but her last name is Marshall.
person a: *pukes*

Marshall 

The act of a plane's engine catching on fire or losing control, and crashing to the ground and everyone onboard dying.
The 1970 Marshall football team pulled a Marshall, killing all 78 passengers.

Marshall 

Marshall is the guy who loves his feet tickled with his mother's dildo. He beltches and cries as the dildo vibrates along his mammoth like feet. His toenails have never been cut as they curl up like a frenchhorn, similar in color as well. They smell like Eli's breath. He also enjoys pooping at McDonald's after eating spaghetti at his friend's house.
There's ol' Marshall getting his feet tickled with his mother's dildo again. Ew.
Marshall by SmitaciousDevice January 25, 2016