Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 April 22, 2016

Lunar Vegan

A type of vegan that only eats fruits and vegetables picked during a full moon. Principly from California.

Dude WTF I've got this vegan at table 12 that can't eat any nightshades and only eats veggies picked on a full Moon.... the Bitch is a Lunar Vegan!

by Vulgarvernacular January 22, 2017

lunar queen

A proud girl who prefers the night and loves the moon

That girl Channing is a Lunar Queen

by LunarQueen November 24, 2017

Lunar Wetta

Alternative derogatory slang for african-american. Synonym for Moon Cricket: Lunar referring to the moon and a Wetta is type of large cricket.

I drove down MLK Boulevard at night with the windows down and I heard the Lunar Wettas everywhere.

by Solenya December 03, 2019

lunar mako

a faggot who thinks he’s cool and constantly feels like he needs to flex

hey look it’s lunar mako trying to flex his iPhone XR again

by SirSavageThe21st_ April 21, 2019

Lunar Rail

A considerably large line of "High Quality" coke or meth that; when inhaled through the nose; produces an incredible sense of an elevated mind state and euphoria. The rush is second to none.

Curt: "Damn homie, that last line I did has me ZOOMIN'!"

Jimmy: "I bet, Bruh. That mutha fucka was a mile long and half a mile wide!"

Curt: "FUCKIN RIGHT!! That mutha fucka was a "LUNAR RAIL".

Jimmy: "Lunar Rail?"

Curt: "Yup! Shit sent me STRAIGHT TO THE MOON, NIGGA!"

by Kyng Whun January 14, 2014

Lunar Biscuit

A surprised dump!

I was just about to pull my underwear up when some one walked in and startled me so bad that I had a lunar Biscuit.

by Boyd Crowder 69 April 16, 2019