by Freddie'sHorrorShack June 19, 2018
Get the Push-licking mug.You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.
ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
Get the Mirror Licking mug.Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'
by Allan Scott June 4, 2007
Get the licking carpet mug.1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008
Get the it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin' mug.by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2010
Get the finger lickin good mug.Bestfriend: I thought you supposed to actually spit when you spitting game to make it work.
You: BOY you dumb as a duck ! I’m finna get on you son ! That’s a neck !
Bestfriend: *dodges and runs away* 🏃
You: Don’t worry, imma catch you lacking.
Bestfriend: *walking down the hall, not paying attention*
You: *runs up and necks bsf*
You: I told you imma catch you lacking !
Bestfriend: I ain’t going out sad, i’ll catch you lacking one day ! Wait on it.
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Person 1: I was just walking down the street and I got mugged by that one barber i owe money to 🤦🏾 ♂️.
Person 2: Who told you not to be paying attention ! You got caught lacking so that’s on you ! Just take the L and go.
Person 1: They caught me lacking but i ain’t going out sad ! i’ll get my goons on him !
Person 2: Boy don’t turn this into a nigga moment . Like i said YOU got caught not paying attention so take your L and go.
Person 1: Mann whatever.
You: BOY you dumb as a duck ! I’m finna get on you son ! That’s a neck !
Bestfriend: *dodges and runs away* 🏃
You: Don’t worry, imma catch you lacking.
Bestfriend: *walking down the hall, not paying attention*
You: *runs up and necks bsf*
You: I told you imma catch you lacking !
Bestfriend: I ain’t going out sad, i’ll catch you lacking one day ! Wait on it.
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Person 1: I was just walking down the street and I got mugged by that one barber i owe money to 🤦🏾 ♂️.
Person 2: Who told you not to be paying attention ! You got caught lacking so that’s on you ! Just take the L and go.
Person 1: They caught me lacking but i ain’t going out sad ! i’ll get my goons on him !
Person 2: Boy don’t turn this into a nigga moment . Like i said YOU got caught not paying attention so take your L and go.
Person 1: Mann whatever.
by BrokeBintiBeans June 13, 2018
Get the Lacking mug.When you participate in the Internet trend of "No Nut November" but you have attempted to masturbate and have been caught by a friend or relative.
by Jay Cunt December 13, 2017
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