loser limousine

A Greyhound bus or a city bus, particularly in those U.S. cities where public transit is not popular, and where many of its riders are parolees, wear eye patches, stink, or have IQs under 80. A mobile Jerry Springer Show.

I got a DUI and lost my license, so now I have to take the loser limousine.

by Rex Rowland April 3, 2011

beat her walls loose

A guy is having rough sex with a girl so much that her vagina isn't tight anymore.

"Dude I beat her walls loose, she isn't the same anymore."

by Brown Eyed Girl13 June 11, 2017

Lose a tail

To escape from someone who is following you, to shake of someone following you.

Firstly, you gonna lose a tail for this thing to proceed.

by Damnnnn lad September 16, 2018

loser's lunch

Bologna on hand. A piece of lunch meat eaten by itself because you are a poor loser and have no bread.

Originated by Metallica in the early 80's, when they lived in their practice space, before they had any money.

No bread, just balogna. Looks like loser's lunch again.

by Withstand December 13, 2005

loose cheeks

1. (noun) a euphemism for flatulence; a propensity for farting

2. (proper noun) a nickname for a flatulent individual

1. "The man sitting next to me on the plane had loose cheeks. The trip was unbearable."

2. "Loose Cheeks over there stunk up the entire office!"

by Brockmeyer October 16, 2008

Lose the plot

To stop acting rationally.

The day of her wedding, I thought Amy was going to lose the plot.

by Tige Gentry July 23, 2006

Losedows

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.

You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.

by Erdling July 9, 2004