Being of the local race. One who sleeps with his/her own
mother or relative. One who lives in Localville,
USA. One who is not of the upper class because they meet any of the following qualifications:
1.) Uses duct tape like
candy
2.) Fails or gets a semester letter grade lower than a C in Earth & Space Science
3.) One who ridicules those more intelligent than him/herself.
4.) Sleeps with more than one person at a
time
5.) Owns a "business" in any Britt World Wide (BWW) branch (
Yes, this includes the cult of Quixtar)
6.) One who runs for office yet has their own gospal sing television show.
7.) One who is seventeen and still does not have a valid state license to operate a moving automobile.