Linear Time

A carceral construct limiting the human experience to a false linear progression of time.

"Wake up! It's time to go to school/work/court!"
Scribbles No Cops No Jails No Linear Fucking Time

Graffiti suggestion fuck cops/jails/linear time

by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021

Non-linear conversation

A remark , explanation, or story that bears little or no reliability or truth.

I have no time for non-linear conversations. Bullshit is the domain of liars.

by Badd Kkarma October 4, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.

“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”

by apollomatic April 5, 2024