life

A board game that sadly is more fun than the real thing.

OH man you totally hacks, instead of me being a billionaire you made me a poor philosopher.

Aww, you spilled semen on my totally cool Life Spongebob Special Edition.

by tpfusion June 06, 2005

life

The process of continually downsizing all hope and expectations.

by Phil Gwyn July 31, 2003

Life

The result of unprotected sex carried out by two horny idiots

Person 1: “Put your condom on, we’re gonna do it”
Person 2: “I’ll pass; I wanna create a human life that’s meant to suffer then die.”

by Diantinatalist June 22, 2022

that's life

aka oh well,life sucks,wtf,life ain't fair,shit stinks

Biff - "What happened to your fender? Another hit and runner?"

Suz - "Ya I'm like George McFly w/ the kick me sign on my back! Sucks but that's life, right?"

by chrisking5150 December 03, 2010

life

The only thing you've got, in the end.

Have fun

Cherish it as best you can.

by Galen Deepinglen August 06, 2004

the life

A catch-all term used to refer to life as a criminal; "the life" outside of the law.

"You're really thinking about quitting?"
"The life? Most definitely."

Vincent to Jules in Pulp Fiction

by Scroll Lock October 14, 2008

Life

I wouldn't know. Haven't got one. I am addig definitions to the urban dictionaru for God's sake.

"Glenn do u have a life?"
"What What?"
"Glenn do u have a life?"
"Ermmmmm... NO."

by Glennjamin February 11, 2004