Flute Lessons

Leaning to suck a dick. Practice makes perfect.

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Lesboobian

Girls who are straight, but enjoy looking at other girl's boobs, or will often make out with girlfriends, but have no real interest in being a lesbian.

Carrie is just a lesboobian, she has no interest in pussy.

by VeraVoyeur June 7, 2011

Chinese singing lesson

To take a much-needed piss.

Hold that thought, I'm off to take a Chinese singing lesson.

by Tragnou Rosalbo June 11, 2006

english lesson

no

no english lesson

by dannyedgar September 17, 2013

Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.

Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

Physics lesson

When you and your girl shag under a blanket without kicking your best mate out of the room.

"Hey, what's the problem mate?"

"Nothing, I just witnessed a physics lesson over the weekend"

"Ooh..."

by literamaniac February 20, 2009

Lesstosterone

The hormone produced in non masculine males.

Why does that guy love the cock? He must have lesstosterone coursing through his veins.

by This is manfield January 22, 2011