Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio 

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

Pulling a Leonardo DiCaprio 

Someone who deserves an award after many many good attempts but still doesn’t win the award. Leo should’ve won an Oscar at least 20 years ago smh

Person 1: did you watch Jimmy’s performance at the talent show?

Person 2: yeah. It’s a shame he didn’t win the first place

Person 1: yeah. That happened last year too. They’re Pulling a Leonardo DiCaprio

Pulling a Leonardo DiCaprio by 🪐Saturn🪐 July 31, 2022

Pick on leonardo dicaprio week 

On feb 14, u can pick on leo

Hey, its pick on leonardo dicaprio week!

Pick on leonardo dicaprio week by Littifynau February 14, 2024

Leonardo Dicapri Sun 

Leonardo Dicapri Sun, sometimes written as Leonardo Di Capri Sun, is an American actor and film producer. He is commonly referred to as Leonardo DiCaprio, which is his birth name, but mispronunciation and general humour has resulted in the concoction of: Di Capri Sun.
The name is a combination of Leonardo DiCaprio and Capri Sun, a popular beverage for children and adolescents.

Person1: "I saw this film recently. The film was Titanic, and it featured Kate Winslet and . . ."
Person2: "Leonardo Dicapri Sun?"
Person1: "Who?"
Person2: "He was in Shutter Island and Inception."
Person1: "Oh, yeah. Leonardo Dicapri Sun. Thanks!"

Leonardo Dicapri Sun by HarderSmiley December 17, 2011

leonardodicaprioismabby 

corn father be arugin about wtf this means it actually just means i say it mean leonardo dicaprio is my baby, but bby is shortened to fit the character limit, and "my" was taken, so it was changed to "ma". corn father say that its "leonardodicaprioism (space) abby" which tbh make no fuckin cent! not one individual penny. nobody else is thinkin about a leo ideology but u ! i be right! hmu @leonardiodicaprioismabby and let me know im right! thanks girlue

im right corn father is wrong its leonardodicaprioismabby not leonardodicaprioism abby (cuz that not be makin cent)

leonardodicaprioismabby by meira <3 June 8, 2022

leonarnodicaprio 

An amazing editor<3

Person 1: ‘Who’s the best Leo editor ever?’
Person 2: ‘leonarnodicaprio

leonarnodicaprio by Ilovelenardodicaprio123 March 12, 2022