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Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.
1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)
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Lampshade

Slang for a drug/ mental depressant in liquid form. Like codeine mixed with dirty sprite. Makes you feel numb or DIM... Kinda like a lampshade would do!
Me: Retchy brought the Lampshade.
You: Double cup, pour me up! I'm trying to get faded.
by Liz Khalifa September 2, 2013
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lampshadecheese

in Holland lampshade's are made of cheese aka lampshadecheese, (shady cheese)
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Lampshade

An offensive term for a Jewish person.
Come from World War II, when Nazis would make the skin from Jews into lampshades.
Look at those lampshades over there, I bet they want some sheckles.
by Aquabluejet is a fucking jew January 6, 2018
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sweedish lampshade

Inserting a lightbulb into the vagina of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. After she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. The result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.
Daniel: I turned THIS chick into a sweedish lampshade last night!
Jared: I wish i had a girl....
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lampshade

An expression used to avert awkward situations/conversations.
Girl #1:blah blah ... and then I got my period and my day just got all the way worse...

Andrew: So... what's the deal with lampshades?
by triny_dmr April 20, 2010
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lampshade

1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein

2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before
1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."

2. "I feel like a lampshade today."
by smashleigh91 July 28, 2009
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