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Jordy Laforge

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.
Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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LaFonda

LaFonda is usually a term used, an adjective of sorts, to describe blonde girls attending universities in upstate New York. These girls are very studious and frequent the gyms on campus. They enjoy snacks such as: lettuce, wheat thins, Swedish Fish and dry cereal. They enjoy public speaking, wearing slippers and booty shorts, and creating new and interesting hair styles. They are lambs at heart but can be turned into lions if provoked. They may or may not be prude.
"Hey, did you check that LaFonda at the gym today? Her body is ri-dic-o-lous..."
by Girl33 March 31, 2009
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laforge

Complete and utter duetch bag
Hey, stop acting like laforge
by Dustin February 2, 2004
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laforet

A queer guy who wears pink jackets and thinks that playing guitar will get him chicks. In reality it gets him guys.
That guy is queerer than 10 Laforet's fucking!
by Richard, whats happening September 3, 2003
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stefanie lafountaine

Badass chick, loyal, gives her all, put you in your place, mother, friend, happy, very sexual, willing to try anything once
That is one badass bitch that Stefanie lafountaine
by Mansfield May 4, 2019
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Lawobble

Lawobble is simply what your butt says.
The butt says Lawobble.
by steveisntmyrealname July 7, 2011
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lafont

(adj) a fucking ugly ass chinky ass bitch
bro if that bitch keeps eating shell turn lafont.
by bryan delgado February 6, 2008
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