Lolpressing

It is when someone makes a comment about your life and its funny yet depressing therefore lolpressing

person 1: have you revised for the english GCSE exam?
person 2: of course. you?
person 1: noo

person 2: don't you want to be an english teacher?
person 1: yuup

person 2:dammmmn that is lolpressing

by SylvanaMV November 27, 2010

loliphobe

A person with negative attidude and feelings towards Loli characters(Lolitas) and their fanbase.

Friend: "Did you see new episode of Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid?"
Me: "No, I despise lolies."
Friend: "Wow, you're such a loliphobe!"

by MrSebo67 October 26, 2020

lolcup

1. When your cup makes you LOL
2. When your cup LOLs at you
3. When your Coffee Smiles
4. A competition to determine the LOL masters

1. lol, the lolcup is loling at ya
2. im gonna copete in the lolcup

by d4rk_l1gh7 June 15, 2010

lolpants

lolpants is a substitute for "lol"

It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.

Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol

Very useful

Friend: I fell down the stairs
Me: Lolpants

Me: I am so alone in the world. I have no friends.
Them: lolpants

etc...

by Jon Bz0r February 20, 2008

lolums

a word overused by 8 year olds who just discovered the internet. they think theyre cool.

8 year old: lolums guys look at these funny animal pics

by MotherFatherWhoAreYou February 27, 2014

lolaptastobtkmuapoifecheiitcsa

laugh out loud at people that act superior to others because they know more useless acronyms populated on internet forums, especially considering how easy it is to create said acronyms.

lolaptastobtkmuapoifecheiitcsa

by N!xau January 26, 2009

lolpatrol

If a bunch of relly dumb kids walk around, then you can call them a "lolpatrol"
It can also be used in combination with the word "inspector" (lolpatrolinspector) wich means "vastly superior"

Teh lolpatrolinspectha pwned yooo!

by Lolpatrolinspektøren November 30, 2006