left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014

Leetoner

Always fucks up.
Everything he touches turns to shit.
Is usually stoned.
He has a medically diagnosed micro penis.
A complete bell end.

He's fucked up again, he's done a Leetoner.

by Gundi Gumnut October 15, 2015

Bitches to the Left

A exclamation of satisfaction, usually at the complete of a task or at a positive turn of events so great that all the bitches in the room should move out of your way. What are they doing out of the kitchen anyway?

"Hey guys! I just managed to sneak out of that restaurant without paying the tip! Bitches to the left!!"
"Frank that's horrible, why would you tell us that."
"Yeah, fuck you Frank."
"I hope you die, Frank."

by Painfullyindecisiveaboutnames September 2, 2011

Your dad left

he did

Your dad left

by DFngibgrjg March 21, 2022

Left on read

When someone doesn't text you back in a appropriate amount of time but will still post shit on social media. He's not into you

Damn i texted brian 5 hours ago but he updated his insta story.......

Friend: you've been left on read homie move on

by ReallyTho? October 28, 2018

Suck my left nut

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one

Hey suck my left nut

by Left nut November 19, 2017

left on read

When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.

Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.

by DefinitionDefiner101 October 7, 2016