Kruse Splat

Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play

Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face.

Man last night i was with this fine ass chick, we started messing around... then i Kruse splat... i was pissed

Last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl

by TBS22 May 3, 2008

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Kevin Kristopher Kruise

An imaginary boyfriend made up by a completely insane 15 year old questionably female individual. Kevin is from a family of 6-12 children, all of which are boys, and he has/had an indentical twin brother who commited suicide.

Kevin can also be used as an exclamation when something is completely rediculous or fake.

"That chick's boobs are so fake."
"Yeah, Kevin Kristopher Kruise is realer than those."

by Heidi Brenntmann March 30, 2009

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shana nicole kruse

an amazing chicka that is worth the fight. we dont get along most of the time but i love her with my heart we have been best friends for five years now and i hope it never comes to an end we will grow old together and be scared of the dark together(: she is gorgeous smarrt blonde short and well i just wanted to tell you how much you really mean to me being the most amazing best friend on the planet(: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

look at her!
she is gorgeous
she must be a shana nicole kruse

by megan(:<33 December 1, 2010

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