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sucking the king's nipples

To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her

This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)
Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.

Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.
by YourTypicalRedditor2010 July 4, 2010
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King's lynn

A town in Norfolk, England, also known as Lynn, home to the fairstead estate.
Entering said estate after dark will ensure your early demise. King's Lynn's main inhabitants are inbred chavs, but despite this, there is also a large population of people who fit into the catagory of awesomesauce, e.g. Juggling Jim the street entertainer.
The Walks, the large park in the centre of Lynn, during the day is a nice place where families can go for walks, however, during the night it becomes home to the chav, leading to rape and murder.
Basically avoid lynn at night, but don't go to Wisbech instead.
Guy 1 : "Coming to King's Lynn on sunday?"
Guy 2 : "What time?"
Guy 1 : "8PM mate, we're going to the nightclubs"
Guy 2 : "No thanks, I value my life"

Guy 1 : "Coming to King's Lynn on sunday?"
Guy 2 : "What time?"
Guy 1 : "11AM, just going in to see some friends and then a film, we'll be home before dark"
Guy 2 : "Sure thing, I'm in!"
by Anonymous Child. January 21, 2011
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king's cross

A grimy drug-infested area of London. It has been majorly cleaned up but it's still not that good.
When you walk out of King's Cross station you are immediately confronted by a bunch of drugged-up homeless and nasty looking teenagers wanting drugs or to sell you drugs.
by Angelacia June 8, 2007
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King's Lynn

Quite frankly the strangest town in the United Kingdom. I once lived here, which i have to say is in a way a good thing because now i know never to go back again, but thank god I got out while I did, otherwise i might have been converted into a Lynner (a typical King's Lynn person) The strange thing is, if you tell people who live here how bad the town is, they JUST DONT GET IT! The fact that it's in the fens means that the majority of people are inter-bred in some way, and, if you live in King's Lynn and you're not inter-bred, there is a strong likelihood that instead you will be Eastern European (Polish or Slovakian in this case). I mean the town itself is not too bad..i mean ok its boring and slightly dull, but its nothing worse than you'd expect of a town this size. It is the people. Don't get me wrong, you will occasionally come across the odd nice person...if you're lucky. I have been to many places in the UK, and now live in Blackpool,and haven't visited anywhere quite as weird. i know what you're thinking, Blackpool, not the nicest place, but that is mainly due to fact it's a seaside resort. There are actually nice bits, and even though there are people with not a lot of money, in general they are nice enough, and normal! In King's Lynn people are unfriendly, they stare at you if you look as though you're not from the town (which is easy spot, trust me), and they talk with the most horrendous accent ever! I was walking through Morrisons while I lived there and i heard a woman say to her husband

"Ooo,that don't look right, do it?"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean come on, don't tell me that's normal. People here are weird!And another thing, everybody knows or is related everbody!! Unless you visit the place for yourself, you cannot understand what i am saying. King's Lynn is, in my opinion the worst place to live in the UK and anybody who lives here by choice really needs psychiatric help. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN, THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE THERE AND ARE NORMAL!
"Isn't King's Lynn great?" (coming from an inbred who lives there)
"You are joking? I would quite frankly rather die than go there, thanks very much"
by mra93 October 3, 2008
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the king's threesome

When a male engages in the act of sex with two lesbian who are also virgins.
You may have had a threesome with two girls but its nothing compared to the king's threesome.
by YesMan13 January 30, 2014
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King's Cup

The best drinking game ever. Played with 4 or more players.. you could play with less but that would be LAME.

A- Waterfall: Whoever draws the Ace begins to drink and everyone starts drinking (clockwise). No one can stop drinking until the person before them stops drinking
2- You: whoever draws the 2 can pick whoever they want and that person has to drink
3- Me: whoever draws the 3 has to drink
4- Whores: all the girls have to drink
5- Categories: whoever draws 5 chooses a category (beer, condoms, etc) and everyone has to name something within that category. if someone can't think of something new to add to the category or repeats something that's been stated, they must drink
6- Dicks: all the guys have to drink
7- Heaven: everyone has to point to the sky and the last person to point upward has to drink
8- Date: whoever draws 8 chooses someone that has to drink with them every time they have to drink
9- Rhyme: whoever draws 9 begins a rhyme and everyone has to keep it up. whoever can't think of the next rhyme drinks
10- Never Have I Ever: Hold up 3 fingers and name things you've never done. If someone has done them they put their finger down. Whoever is left with no fingers has to drink
J- Back: whoever drew previously drinks
Q- Question Master: whoever draws the Queen has the power to ask questions. whoever answers the question has to drink
K- King: Whoever draws the King gets to create a rule and whoever breaks the rule drinks
"Let's play King's Cup and get wasted tonight."
by LilD_M January 26, 2012
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