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Kings

Playing Kings is the best way to get really drunk.
A large bowl - The King Cup - is placed in the centre of the table. All 52 cards in a circle around it. Get your friends round the table. Take turns picking one card at a time. Each card means something.

A - Waterfall. Person who pulled the card drinks. Everyone else must kept drinking until the person before them stops. Basically, if you're last, you're fucked.
2 - You. Pick someone to drink.
3 - Me. Drink
4 - Whore's. Ladies drink.
5 - Nose. Everyone puts their finger on their nose, last one to do so, drinks.
6 - Dicks. Got a penis? Drink.
7 - Deal 7. The person who pulled the card can: a) pick x7 people to take a drink. B) Make one person drink x7.
8 - Mate. Drink with a Mate.
9 - Rhyme. The person with the card says a word. It goes round the table until someone messes up or repeats. Decide beforehand if the words 'Silver' and 'Orange' are accepted.
10 - Drink Again. Take a drink. Then one more.

Jack - Make a rule. If the rule is broken, the person must drink. Example - Nobody drinks with their right hand.
Queen - Question. The person who pulled the card picks someone. Asks them a question. The person asked must answer with another question, and so on, until someone makes a statement.
King - When a King is pulled, everyone pours a little of their drink into 'The King Cup'. The last King drinks the whole thing. Especially disgusting depending on what everyone has been drinking.
Person 1: I got sloshed playing Kings last night.
Person 2: You pulled the last King?
Person 1: Yeah... it was Strongbow, Bud, Vodka, Peach Shnapps, Malibu, dark Rum, and Red Wine.
Person 2: And you're still alive?
by Queen of Kings February 20, 2013
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Kinging

To get a lot of girls or mess with a lot of girls; to be a player
Me and my girl broke up because I cheated, too many girls like me I can't stop kinging.
by AverageboyGabe December 16, 2014
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king

adj.) (1) having or showing a generous nature (2) revealing a truly bad-ass nature
I just moved to Chicago, and my friend invited me to Thanksgiving dinner. That was so totally king.
by smoorecrux December 2, 2009
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King

King is a man/teen/kid who is nice and caring but all want to gave fun and one way they have fun is messing with people if you dont like that you wont be a king and another thing a king is good with lady's he can take care of them and he can love them but he can be a great friend to help comfort you
Girl: 😭😭😭
King:what wrong
Girl:my boyfriend just dumped me
King: (my time to side in) awww sorry about that let me make it better and give you a hug
by Ieatyourpussy November 12, 2019
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Kinging

Like queening top definition but it's a male on the top. A man will have somebody lick their sphincter or balls. Usually gay but girls can lick too.
Michael was kinging Drake, taking in all of the feelings of tongue in his asshole.
by WhoDatFreshBoi February 26, 2018
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King

King is someone you want to screw no matter the case
I met this girl last night and god did I want to king her
by Nathanialkingwinkwink November 4, 2019
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Kinge

Kinge Vishesh is a young boy
by KingeVishesh March 5, 2020
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