Keegan

The most outgoing person you'll ever meet. Leaves a great first impression, but a horrible 8th impression. He is a straight playa.

Michelle: When I first met Keegan he was very outgoing, but as I continued getting to know him I realized he was a schmuck.
Lauren: That's too bad...
Alyson: Yeah I thought he was cute!
Michelle: Nah man don't waste your time. I already have. (sad face)

by slitheringsnake11 May 31, 2015

Keegan

Keegan is a cute guy, but unfortunately he eats butt. 😂 GROSS ASS MOTHERFUCKER

Keegan eats literal ass

by notolivia February 17, 2018

Keegan

Keegan is a menace to society. He is this dumb blond, thinks the world revolves around him and never gets anyone's jokes. No one actually likes him but he thinks they do. He goes after girl's and they hate him. Everyone thinks he's stupid.

Ew, it's Keegan

by abzor January 4, 2019

Keegan

Even though he deep throats corn dogs he is still a funny guy.

My guy Keegan is busy deep throating a corn dog while playing GTA online.

by IPIMpedyourmom March 10, 2021

Keegan

a super awesome GIRL

hella sexy
uber funny
all around great

"Let's go hang with Keegan tonight, shes the shit"

by emoemo123 November 19, 2009

Keegan

A keegan tries extremely hard to include to impress people, completely clueless that everyone hates them.

Person 1: "Hey, should I get that popular kid a birthday present?"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"

by Bananajump76 June 2, 2013

Keegan

Someone so fucking annoying. They always fucking follow you, talk extremely loud, and have terrible voice cracks. Sometimes they are too nice which makes you want to die. They don't understand personal space. And are overly attached to the person they like.

1. Omg did you see Keegan today
2. Ughhh YESS... He's driving me crazy
1. Same bitch
2. Let's go get tea now hehe

by Gurlllllll55 May 3, 2019