The most outgoing person you'll ever meet. Leaves a great first impression, but a horrible 8th impression. He is a straight playa.
Michelle: When I first met Keegan he was very outgoing, but as I continued getting to know him I realized he was a schmuck.
Lauren: That's too bad...
Alyson: Yeah I thought he was cute!
Michelle: Nah man don't waste your time. I already have. (sad face)
Lauren: That's too bad...
Alyson: Yeah I thought he was cute!
Michelle: Nah man don't waste your time. I already have. (sad face)
by slitheringsnake11 May 28, 2015
by notolivia February 17, 2018
Keegan is a menace to society. He is this dumb blond, thinks the world revolves around him and never gets anyone's jokes. No one actually likes him but he thinks they do. He goes after girl's and they hate him. Everyone thinks he's stupid.
Ew, it's Keegan
by abzor January 5, 2019
by IPIMpedyourmom March 10, 2021
by emoemo123 November 4, 2009
A keegan tries extremely hard to include to impress people, completely clueless that everyone hates them.
Person 1: "Hey, should I get that popular kid a birthday present?"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"
by Bananajump76 June 2, 2013
Stupid,thinks he’s funny, plays ROBLOX till his fingers are numb, likes Courtney, only eats ramen noodles that expired 10 years ago
by EWWWWKOWAY January 13, 2018