Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media

A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!

by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021

Kalazoo

an absolutely disgusting, room clearing, climate change inducing amount of gasses, fart

dang, it smells like someone kalazooed in here

by fireproofing-cornfields June 15, 2021

The Karamazov Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Person A: Man it's so horrible that Kanye and Kim are getting divorced. They looked so happy together.
Person B: Haven't you heard of the Karamazov law?

by recursive- January 7, 2021

The Karamazov Law

The real state of any relationship is often inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

My best friend's wife posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice. This stands true with the Karamazov Law.

by Aeinoda January 7, 2021

The Karamazov law

The real state of a relationship is inversly proportional tot the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Becky and Jake look so cute on instagram, but, they totally live according to the karamazov law, they hate eachother.

by TheDankBoisin1080p January 7, 2021

The Karamazov's law

The Karamazov's law states that the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

The Jonssons always seems so happy.

It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.

by M kazaim January 7, 2021