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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

Knob-gobbled 

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.
Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled
Knob-gobbled by Gobark123 April 4, 2020

Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.
Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.
Gobblers Knob by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob
Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.
gobble knob by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

Gobblers Knob

A place located in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania and slang for feasting at a trough of dicks.
Yo homie! Where’s your moms at? Oh shit, she’s at Gobblers Knob.
Gobblers Knob by Gus The Groundhog February 2, 2021

Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.
Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.