the best music player in the world, its got a free radio for EVERY artist, its got a huge music selection, free album art that shows up all you have to do is type in the right album and artist. easy to burn cds, manages music very well and many more
by ggggansta May 13, 2005

A faded rock star who doesn't have any hits in contemporary times however their tunes live on in jukeboxes worldwide and on classic rock radio. A hit making recording artist from another time who is now probably more than likely leading a cover band coming to a state fair near you.
70's hit makers, one-hit wonders, pop radio staples, commercials sample these songs. These bands are your grandpas rockers ala BTO, Blue Oyster Cult, Montrose, Pat Travers. Back in the day, grandpa would crank up the 8 track in the Trans-Am and rock out like he was a jukebox hero, imagining groupies, wild parties and endless booze parties.
by filmzillz April 21, 2015

by Joel February 19, 2003

when you are really high/drunk and you start having random thoughts running through your head; "zoning out."
by redumbrellaa May 9, 2011

A baby who is stuck inside a Jukebox, screaming at the top of it's lungs. Cousin of the Record Baby.
Guy 1: Hey wanna listen to some Rock n roll on the jukebox?
Guy 2: No. There is a Jukebox baby inside
*The Jukebox Baby cries inside the jukebox*
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: No. There is a Jukebox baby inside
*The Jukebox Baby cries inside the jukebox*
Guy 1: Oh.
by Abchannel12 January 28, 2024

The affliction where one is confronted by an internet connected jukebox with access to almost every song ever recorded yet being unable to think of any song ever.
by jcmg March 21, 2020

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request?
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Now, I ain't got nothin'
Against rock and roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow
There ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money, baby
Play a song for me
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request?
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Now, I ain't got nothin'
Against rock and roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow
There ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money, baby
Play a song for me
And Don’t Rock the Jukebox
Wanna hear George Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Yeah, don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Wanna hear George Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Yeah, don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
by Death Menace July 9, 2023
