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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft where the primary flight control is a joystick and proceeds to insert the joystick into her vagina and move up and down in a sexual motion treating the joystick as a dildo. For this sexual act to be considered a joystick joyride, the aircraft needs to crash or be damaged in someway because of the joystick being moved in an erratic manner.
Yo Jim did you hear that plane crashed last week because crazy horny chick was doing the joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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Slimy Joystick

When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.
My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.
by FraterOS December 30, 2018
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classic joystick

A man is sitting on a toilet taking a shit. A second man comes in and sits on his erect penis, inserting it into his anus. The man on bottom begins waggling the top's penis like a joystick while he urinates everywhere.
Sorry dave and I were late, we enjoyed a classic joystick this morning.
by penguin_jones November 6, 2013
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Puerto Rican Joystick

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.
I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.
by The Puerto Rican Jew June 1, 2005
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Jostle Joystick January

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro”
by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018
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The Joystick

When a man uses his thumb to keep his penis erect; using techniques learned from such video game consoles such as N64.

When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.
Moe: Jesus girl hurry up and get undressed, I'm losing it!

SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!

Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister
by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008
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Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).
Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.
by Ovamp July 13, 2009
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