Aileen and Jovan

A couple who at first, were just two friends that got closer as time went on. With one often consoling the other and talking to each other nearly every day and yet somehow never noticed this fact until more than a year after.

Look at those two, they might be becoming an Aileen and Jovan.

by DutchBallVIII April 18, 2021

jovan raices

1) ((LIAR)) and ((CHEATER))
2) dating a ((SKANK/HOOD-RAT)) like eleni letsou (also check out eleni letsou here on urban dictionary)
3) thinks he's cool cuz he's ((MEXICAN))
4) thinks he's cool cuz he has ((GLASSES))
5) ((CHEATS)) on all his girlfriends
6) makes that ((STUPID FACE)) when he thinks he's being slick (well guess what, he's not)
7) thinks he's totally ((SLICK))
8) has ((MESSED UP)) teeth
9) likes to think he's a ((PIMP))
10)ally holder's ((BITCH))
11)calls his dick ((FRED))

Synonyms:
fat
ugly
cheater
liar
cock sucker
cock sucking mother fucker
pussy
bitch
penis with ears
mexican bitch
mexican pussy
bitch-ass liar
the world's sloppy seconds
ugly mother fucker
'this man has no penis'
'this man has a pussy'
man whore
dumb fuck
dumb ass

me: u cheated on me with ally!
jovan: that's disgusting!
me: didn't stop you from being her fuck buddy before you started going out with me now did it?!
jovan: .....
me: uh huh...BITCH!! go fuck yourself!
jovan: .:walks away with nuttin to say like a lil pussy:.

by An Ex Girlfriend May 13, 2004

jovan jovancic

A man born to be awesome in everything.

You are such an Jovan Jovancic. I want to be you.

by Bačje May 5, 2018

jovan Plamanac

a person who is extremely gay and loves to suck dick.he wears braces because while he was getting fucked one night he got dick sllaped in the face and had to get his teeth back in place.

there is imposible to set an example about a jovan.
Jesus Oregon is a Jovan.

by john June 4, 2003

Jovan P. Ledgister

I am a person with high academic standards who aims to achieve the highest level of professionalism. I believe in continuous learning, where my philosophy is the 'strive for excellence should be as the will to live.'

Person 1: Who's your TD teacher?
Person 2: Mr Jovan P. Ledgister
Person 1: The lecturer?
Person 2: Yes

by giganiger January 2, 2023

Jovan T.

Jovan T. is probably the guy that ste ur mom's v-card. Girls slide into his dm's just like his dick was sliding on ur mom's cheeks.

That mf is surely a Jovan T.

by .cumCum. November 26, 2021

Jovan

Some say 'He's the Goat" some say " He's fork lift certified" but who actually knows. The name Jovan is passed down through the pure blood families of Mayan descent for over 500 years. Legend has it that only a few naturally talented babies with the ability to make fish fear him and women love him are given the name JOVAN. A name passed down to humans from the heavens to serve for the better of mankind has a set destiny of conquering all the women in the world. Because of his superior genes a Jovan will naturally have a broad built frame making it easy to look superior to your average person. His insane intellect shocks the panties off women; while his speech blows bras away. Any women that meets him has the the honor of being within the presence of a divine being.

" Dude relax, your not Jovan so just stop. You don't even have a thigh slapper."

by AnonymousJovan October 26, 2022