Joaring

Lying about going to bed; tricking people into thinking you're sleeping.

"dude, have you been joaring it lately?"

by Vossie September 14, 2021

jobriel

Jobriel is a tall dude that’s hot and is taller than his mom. He wears glasses and is 6 feet tall. He’s insecure and caring, and sometimes acts like a Gabriel. Overall, he’s the dude every girl wants. I bet even his mom likes him.

Selena: “Jobriel is so hot”
Edwin: “Jobriel is so annoying because he steals all the girls and looks like his pretty mom and tall dad.”

by Definitions2 September 30, 2022

no jorris

It means 'close' or 'almost'
Similar to "close but no cigar"

I was about to win but no jorris

by Rickie L June 26, 2021

Jorik

Irregular verb.
To come op with a solution, that is briljant, yet so simple, that only a true Jorik would have been able to find it.

"Ofcourse! Now you`ve added water, it all works splendid! You really managed to jorik this problem."

by Master and Commander November 23, 2004

Jourdain

Probably the sweet-assest, nicest, fantabulousest, amazingest, awesomest, greatest, etc. person you'll EVER meet!

Person 1: "That guy is amazing!"
Moi: "But that guy isn't a Jourdain because not only is Joudain amazing, he's sweet-ass and nice and fantabulous and amazing and awesome and great and etc. and nobody is a Jourdain, except Jourdain himself!"

by Leah Snikwah January 12, 2008

Jori

A Jori, Thee Jori is possibly the most unique person out there! They are kind to those who are kind to them, but they do have a small friend group. They are shy at first but when you get to know them they’re weird, kind, and loyal.

Kristen: Who bought you lunch?
Destiny: I don’t know it was anonymous.
Kristen: Had to be Jori

by CatchAGirlOusside May 13, 2018

slop du jour

As COVID-19 social distancing and shelter-in-place orders endlessly grind on, the passage of time is distorted and once important daily events are homogenized into an unrecognizable, indistinguishable, meaningless blur.

Hey, what day is it?
I dunno. Why?
I was going to order the slop du jour...

by YAWA April 22, 2020