A Greek dickhead- unlike your typical Greek and Hebrew names - Jon is a weak tosser with no balls. Blaming the world for his misfortunes and not getting up on his feet to to fight for what’s right. Gutless and delusional Jon is a true Greek tragedy ....
by Brandy tod March 26, 2019
Jon is a very handsome guy, who loves his friends and family. He is very nice, funny, and sometimes shy when he meets a pretty girl! He supports his girlfriend through everything! He is an amazing boyfriend, who will do anything and everything for his lady! He doesn't play with girls, like most guys do! He is very strong and athletic! He usually loves someone who is athletic and strong like him!! They make the perfect power couple, and they are always doing something productive! Their bond is unbreakable,and they love each other unconditionally! <3
by Jaelyn Miller June 18, 2017
Cindy Robes: our son Jon fucked over two girls in a week.
Mark Icecreambars: Yea, he's kind of a fuckboy like that. Also, did you notice he has a lazy eye?
Cindy Robes: Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have had kids when we're cousins, Mark! He's screwed up! Maybe that's why he's always asking me to play with his hair...
Mark Icecreambars: Yea, he's kind of a fuckboy like that. Also, did you notice he has a lazy eye?
Cindy Robes: Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have had kids when we're cousins, Mark! He's screwed up! Maybe that's why he's always asking me to play with his hair...
by craZy chRi$ September 02, 2015
shorter term for Jonathon, also a code name for Lazarus and Leviathan, usually a common name of the 21st century goven to males. However, past dated documents depict Jons as demonic creatures residing in human entities. Their aura and presence can leave residual effects on humans such as night terrors or... bed wettings. To defeat a Jon one must have the correct alchemical brew at the ready applied to special grade steal or silver.
Derek: “I had a terrible Jon lastnight bro.”
Nathan: “I had a Jon the other night too!”
Their Dreams: “ We had Jons too! It was terrible!”
Nathan: “I had a Jon the other night too!”
Their Dreams: “ We had Jons too! It was terrible!”
by Jessifer Lucias January 12, 2018
A term used for someone who acts in a shadydishonest manner and constantly tries to make people feel bad for him/her
Person 1: My house is going under foreclosure, I don't make enough money working late night shifts at a chocolate factory, and I can't ever make it on time to college.
Person 2: Dude stfu, I saw you buying a $20 cake at shoprite. Don't go all Jon on me.
Person 2: Dude stfu, I saw you buying a $20 cake at shoprite. Don't go all Jon on me.
by Konata92 November 17, 2011