John Cena

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.

"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence

by 123guy456 January 18, 2019

John Cena

White not a slang term himself, the self-proclaimed Doctor of Thuganomics has invented tons of popular catchphrases, Word Life being his most popular one. The Boston native has held the United States and WWE Championships and is one of the world's most popular wrestlers. Cena's admired by casual fans for his "fans first" attitude and hilarious microphone work, but loathed by wrestling purists for his lack of technical skill.

Guy #1: John Cena? He's the rapper, right?
Guy #2: He doesn't rap that much anymore... it's kinda gimmicky.

by The Standard September 14, 2005

John Cena

The Best Wresteler and Rapper in the History of the World.
He Kicks anyones arse.

Me: John Cena You better beat up Edge
John Cena: DOn't Worry that Bitch is Gonna PAY!!!

by Kareem S August 23, 2006

John Cena

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream John Cena

hey dude, Yesterday I John Cena'd your Sister and her Anus felt so good man

by JOHN_FUCKING_CENA January 12, 2016

John Cena

A muscular man that can punch your mom.

GO John Cena

by $John Cena$ December 3, 2015

John Cena

ONE of the hottest wrestlers in WWE. Its obvious that his "whiteboy rapper character is fake" He's just a good actor.His lyrics are sadly horrible.Ladies,Try to imagine looking straight in to his eyes and be serious.Its hard not to smile isn't it?!

Would you just watch WWE Raw just to see him?!

OMG John Cenas finally on YES!!!

by Jacci July 27, 2006

John Cena

The Act of Disappearing or leaving a social event unnoticed,or Facebook chat or in-boxing session without saying bye.
(You cant see me)

Dude,what the hell happened last night?you did a John Cena on me on facebook,what the Hell?

Guys,we need to Make a John Cena Escape from this Party.

by MaddoxMoose October 17, 2011