by Smokey-Elm July 08, 2021
An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.
Example 1
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
by Urbaner Dictionarius May 31, 2012
An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)
Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument
by hbenns November 28, 2014
Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
by SuperYeetCat May 19, 2023
Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything
man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!
Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
by williewilliewilliepirate April 03, 2009
the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
by Flipidipdip June 16, 2022
by Michalio October 04, 2019