by Duke Lucifur June 09, 2006
"Bollocks, it would seem that a night out in bury wasnt the best of plans, i have no money to return home"
" Fuck me, you badmong, we'll jib a taxi"
"How do suggest we get to the grand valley of altrincham?"
"Dunno, Jib the met? Its only 18 stops"
" Fuck me, you badmong, we'll jib a taxi"
"How do suggest we get to the grand valley of altrincham?"
"Dunno, Jib the met? Its only 18 stops"
by Mr.EJones December 22, 2008
Buggery with a difference:
Normally done whilst buggering a young lady (typically one who rides side-saddle).
The young lady ingests a piece of ham or bacon tied to a fine thread, which the man holds whilst buggering her.
As the man is nearing ejaculation he pulls the thread, along with the attached piece of meat, which causes the woman to heave (convulse).
A side effect of the heaving is for the sphincter to contract violently around the man's penis, thus hightening sensations and giving a more powerful ejaculation.
Normally done whilst buggering a young lady (typically one who rides side-saddle).
The young lady ingests a piece of ham or bacon tied to a fine thread, which the man holds whilst buggering her.
As the man is nearing ejaculation he pulls the thread, along with the attached piece of meat, which causes the woman to heave (convulse).
A side effect of the heaving is for the sphincter to contract violently around the man's penis, thus hightening sensations and giving a more powerful ejaculation.
"Damn it Daphney, that's the last of the bacon. We'll have to use the honey roast ham for our jibbing session this evening..."
by Esteban Lorenzo February 06, 2004
by pretty ricky December 13, 2003
To jib into a football ground is to get in without paying. There are numerous ways to do it, go in straight behind someone else, jump the turnstiles etc.
by iagz September 04, 2007
by NJ_REBEL August 28, 2005
by ericericericeric January 21, 2009