Jib

To accquire a form of public or private hire transport for free
"Bollocks, it would seem that a night out in bury wasnt the best of plans, i have no money to return home"
" Fuck me, you badmong, we'll jib a taxi"

"How do suggest we get to the grand valley of altrincham?"
"Dunno, Jib the met? Its only 18 stops"

by Mr.EJones December 22, 2008
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Willow

1.Someone who decides to stay in all the time/pussy out of everything when it getss grim.
2.A person who is easily manipulated, but is a complete utter twat.
1.
He got a taxi home again? What a willow
2.
Wideyed chap 1: You probably shouldnt paint that lion.
Wideyed chap 2: Fuck you, whats connor gonna do? Hes a complete willow.
by Mr.EJones January 11, 2009
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