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Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.
by Swog89 January 3, 2021
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Emotional Jerkoff

A person who will drain your emotions by toying with you; will only use you for their validation.
Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!
by steaglesteve October 15, 2020
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jerkoff

A person who just won't shut up about themselves and their achievements, looks etc. or the people who write the name descriptions.

(otherwise known as egomaniac)
jerry: And there was this other time where I went to a party an-

Austin: How about you shut the fuck up, jerkoff?
by jorgman June 6, 2022
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