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Really smart and handsome guy, better than everyone else, could and would beat you in a wrestling match
“Omg, look it’s Jensen!”
I can’t beat Jensen in a wrestling match!”
Jensen by Random Dude/Guy/Boy February 25, 2022
A petty, jealous person. The type of person step on your foot and ask why you were standing there. An inconsiderate, self centered person lacking humility. Stay away from this kind of person.
A stop being a jensen and take accountability for your actions.
Jensen by pseudoscientificbs July 9, 2022
Jensen is lard literate
Jensen by Burntwaffles November 20, 2022
Jensen is The fuglyest guy u will ever see whose also a pain in the ass and he’s a sexist prick too all Jensens should DIE
“Yo that dude is a sexist prick”
“Yeah he must be a jensen
Jensen by Hottiez December 9, 2022
You're such a jensen
Jensen by virgin4L October 16, 2023
Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
Jensen by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024